This is Olivia Popescu's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Cats or dogs?||Dogs|
|Is magic real?||Keep dreaming|
|Is a hotdog a sandwich?||No|
|Am I gay?||No, you're bi|
Who will win the 2016 US presidential election?
Olivia Popescu is a 42 years old very hairy rhesus macaque, who has 0 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 6 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Popescu's favorite drink is jägerbombs, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the morning.
Popescu wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play Jew harp. Popescu habitually throws feces 5 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 11 (on a scale). Popescu types at 130 words per minute, and their favorite key is 8.
Olivia is born Venusian, and now lives in Switzerland with their partner of one year, Benjamin Popescu, and the happy couple's 4 children. Popescu can accelerate from zero to 100 in 9 seconds, and knows 50 digits of pi by heart.
Popescu's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENFJ, which most clearly manifests in Olivia having blood type B-, and being a gemini and dog person. Popescu prefers the outside of the bed. Popescu's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is The Essential Britney Spears. Popescu suffers from a crippling cyberphobia.