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This is Gabrielle Horvat's thoughts about some current hot topics:

Question Answer
Is global warming real? No
Who will win the 2016 US presidential election? Hillary Clinton
Who is the best sportsperson in the world? Roger Federer
Who will win the 2008 US presidential election? Barack Obama
Who is the greatest singer ever? Christina Aguilera

Hot topic opinion

What color is the dress?

Black and blue

Horvat, Gabrielle

About Gabrielle Horvat

Gabrielle Horvat is a 49 years old not-at-all hairy capuchin, who has 3 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 3 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Horvat's favorite drink is mimosa, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the evening.

Horvat wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play flute. Horvat habitually throws feces 13 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 2 (on a scale). Horvat types at 270 words per minute, and their favorite key is N.

Gabrielle is born Russian, and now lives in Uruguay with their partner of 7 years, Enos Horvat, and the constantly fighting couple's 0 children. Horvat can accelerate from zero to 100 in 17 seconds, and knows 19 digits of pi by heart.

Horvat's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESFP, which most clearly manifests in Gabrielle having blood type B-, and being a cancer and cat person. Horvat prefers the outside of the bed. Horvat's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is Circus. Horvat suffers from a mild hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia.