This is Sam Farage's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Will I die soon?||Yes|
|There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you?||The ones that observe|
|Is magic real?||We can't be sure it is not|
|Who is the greatest singer ever?||Christina Aguilera|
|What color is the dress?||Black and blue|
Who will win the 2008 US presidential election?
Sam Farage is a 33 years old very hairy squirrel monkey, who has 3 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent one year as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Farage's favorite drink is Long Island Arn, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the morning.
Farage wears size grande hats and likes to play triangle. Farage habitually throws feces 15 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 9 (on a scale). Farage types at 150 words per minute, and their favorite key is P.
Sam is born Chadian, and now lives in Myanmar with their partner of 3 years, Nigel Farage, and the happy couple's 6 children. Farage can accelerate from zero to 100 in 15 seconds, and knows 4 digits of pi by heart.
Farage's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESFJ, which most clearly manifests in Sam having blood type B-, and being a virgo and cat person. Farage prefers the left side of the bed. Farage's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is The Original Doll. Farage suffers from a mild hedonophobia.