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Question Answer
What color is a zebra? Black with white stripes
Hitler; hero or zero? Zero
Abortion; yes or no? Yes, pro choice
Who will win the 2016 US presidential election? Hillary Clinton
What color is the dress? White and gold

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Shevchenko, Emma

About Emma Shevchenko

Emma Shevchenko is a 44 years old not-at-all hairy baboon, who has 2 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 4 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Shevchenko's favorite drink is sex on the beach, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the evening.

Shevchenko wears size grande hats and likes to play guitar. Shevchenko habitually throws feces 14 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 10 (on a scale). Shevchenko types at 200 words per minute, and their favorite key is ^.

Emma is born Magellanic, and now lives in Burma (Myanmar) with their partner of one year, Caesar Shevchenko, and the happy couple's 2 children. Shevchenko can accelerate from zero to 100 in 6 seconds, and knows 18 digits of pi by heart.

Shevchenko's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENTJ, which most clearly manifests in Emma having blood type AB-, and being a libra and dog person. Shevchenko prefers the underside of the bed. Shevchenko's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Greatest Hits: My Prerogative. Shevchenko suffers from a crippling acrophobia.