This is Pavlov Kovács's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Cats or dogs?||Dogs|
|Is global warming real?||No|
|There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you?||The ones that entertain|
|Can I get a witness?||What's the need for that?|
Who is the best sportsperson in the world?
Pavlov Kovács is a 50 years old not-at-all hairy capuchin, who has 8 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 4 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Kovács's favorite drink is mimosa, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the night.
Kovács wears size x-grande hats and likes to play viola. Kovács habitually throws feces 14 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 5 (on a scale). Kovács types at 150 words per minute, and their favorite key is [.
Pavlov is born Slovak, and now lives in Guinea-Bissau with their partner of 3 years, Alice Kovács, and the only slightly criminal couple's 4 children. Kovács can accelerate from zero to 100 in 18 seconds, and knows 65 digits of pi by heart.
Kovács's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESTP, which most clearly manifests in Pavlov having blood type O+, and being a virgo and dog person. Kovács prefers the right side of the bed. Kovács's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is Britney Jean. Kovács suffers from a crippling acrophobia.