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This is Pavlov Kovács's thoughts about some current hot topics:

Question Answer
Cats or dogs? Dogs
Is global warming real? No
There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you? The ones that entertain
monkey? stupid
Can I get a witness? What's the need for that?

Hot topic opinion

Who is the best sportsperson in the world?

Roger Federer

Kovács, Pavlov

About Pavlov Kovács

Pavlov Kovács is a 50 years old not-at-all hairy capuchin, who has 8 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 4 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Kovács's favorite drink is mimosa, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the night.

Kovács wears size x-grande hats and likes to play viola. Kovács habitually throws feces 14 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 5 (on a scale). Kovács types at 150 words per minute, and their favorite key is [.

Pavlov is born Slovak, and now lives in Guinea-Bissau with their partner of 3 years, Alice Kovács, and the only slightly criminal couple's 4 children. Kovács can accelerate from zero to 100 in 18 seconds, and knows 65 digits of pi by heart.

Kovács's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESTP, which most clearly manifests in Pavlov having blood type O+, and being a virgo and dog person. Kovács prefers the right side of the bed. Kovács's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is Britney Jean. Kovács suffers from a crippling acrophobia.