This is Pavlov Zhirinovsky's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Who will win the 2012 US presidential election?||Barack Obama|
|Is a hotdog a sandwich?||Yes|
|Will I die soon?||No|
|What time is it?||Yes|
|Evolution or intelligent design?||Evolution|
Can I get a witness?
Yes you do
Pavlov Zhirinovsky is a 42 years old fairly hairy capuchin, who has 0 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 2 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Zhirinovsky's favorite drink is Cuba libre, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the night.
Zhirinovsky wears size medio hats and likes to play accordion. Zhirinovsky habitually throws feces 15 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 5 (on a scale). Zhirinovsky types at 320 words per minute, and their favorite key is enter.
Pavlov is born Leipziger, and now lives in Guam with their partner of 0 years, Jesus Zhirinovsky, and the unhappy couple's 4 children. Zhirinovsky can accelerate from zero to 100 in 14 seconds, and knows 6 digits of pi by heart.
Zhirinovsky's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISFP, which most clearly manifests in Pavlov having blood type AB+, and being a taurus and dog person. Zhirinovsky prefers the underside of the bed. Zhirinovsky's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Britney. Zhirinovsky suffers from a mild phobophobia.