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This is Saddam MacDonald's thoughts about some current hot topics:

Question Answer
Is magic real? We can't be sure it is not
Will I die soon? Yes
What color is a zebra? Black with white stripes
Evolution or intelligent design? Intelligent design
Astrology or astronomy? Astrology

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MacDonald, Saddam

About Saddam MacDonald

Saddam MacDonald is a 47 years old not-at-all hairy macaque, who has 9 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent one year as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. MacDonald's favorite drink is pastis, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the evening.

MacDonald wears size x-grande hats and likes to play banjo. MacDonald habitually throws feces 6 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 8 (on a scale). MacDonald types at 190 words per minute, and their favorite key is 0.

Saddam is born Cameroonian, and now lives in Russia with their partner of 3 years, Curious MacDonald, and the constantly fighting couple's 0 children. MacDonald can accelerate from zero to 100 in 10 seconds, and knows 4 digits of pi by heart.

MacDonald's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENTP, which most clearly manifests in Saddam having blood type B+, and being a virgo and cat person. MacDonald prefers the underside of the bed. MacDonald's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Britney & Kevin: Chaotic. MacDonald suffers from a mild agoraphobia.