This is Saddam MacDonald's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Is magic real?||We can't be sure it is not|
|Will I die soon?||Yes|
|What color is a zebra?||Black with white stripes|
|Evolution or intelligent design?||Intelligent design|
|Astrology or astronomy?||Astrology|
Have smartphones destroyed an entire generation?
Saddam MacDonald is a 47 years old not-at-all hairy macaque, who has 9 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent one year as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. MacDonald's favorite drink is pastis, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the evening.
MacDonald wears size x-grande hats and likes to play banjo. MacDonald habitually throws feces 6 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 8 (on a scale). MacDonald types at 190 words per minute, and their favorite key is 0.
Saddam is born Cameroonian, and now lives in Russia with their partner of 3 years, Curious MacDonald, and the constantly fighting couple's 0 children. MacDonald can accelerate from zero to 100 in 10 seconds, and knows 4 digits of pi by heart.
MacDonald's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENTP, which most clearly manifests in Saddam having blood type B+, and being a virgo and cat person. MacDonald prefers the underside of the bed. MacDonald's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Britney & Kevin: Chaotic. MacDonald suffers from a mild agoraphobia.