This is Saddam MacDonald's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Who will win the 2016 US presidential election?||Hillary Clinton|
|What color is the dress?||White and gold|
|Is global warming real?||No|
|There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you?||The ones that observe|
|Have smartphones destroyed an entire generation?||Yes|
Who is the greatest singer ever?
Saddam MacDonald is a 47 years old not-at-all hairy macaque, who has 9 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent one year as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. MacDonald's favorite drink is pastis, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the evening.
MacDonald wears size x-grande hats and likes to play banjo. MacDonald habitually throws feces 6 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 8 (on a scale). MacDonald types at 190 words per minute, and their favorite key is 0.
Saddam is born Cameroonian, and now lives in Russia with their partner of 3 years, Curious MacDonald, and the constantly fighting couple's 0 children. MacDonald can accelerate from zero to 100 in 10 seconds, and knows 4 digits of pi by heart.
MacDonald's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENTP, which most clearly manifests in Saddam having blood type B+, and being a virgo and cat person. MacDonald prefers the underside of the bed. MacDonald's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Britney & Kevin: Chaotic. MacDonald suffers from a mild agoraphobia.