This is Nikola Butkus's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Who will win the 2008 US presidential election?||John McCain|
|Can I get a witness?||Yes you do|
|Will I die soon?||No|
|Am I gay?||Yes, you're gay|
Who is the best sportsperson in the world?
Nikola Butkus is a 49 years old quite hairy squirrel monkey, who has 3 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 2 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Butkus's favorite drink is tequila, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the afternoon.
Butkus wears size medio hats and likes to play viola. Butkus habitually throws feces 14 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 9 (on a scale). Butkus types at 170 words per minute, and their favorite key is K.
Nikola is born Terran, and now lives in Vietnam with their partner of 5 years, King Butkus, and the unhappy couple's 0 children. Butkus can accelerate from zero to 100 in 20 seconds, and knows 44 digits of pi by heart.
Butkus's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INTJ, which most clearly manifests in Nikola having blood type AB-, and being a scorpio and dog person. Butkus prefers the underside of the bed. Butkus's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is ...Baby One More Time. Butkus suffers from a crippling cyberphobia.