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Who is the greatest singer ever? Britney Spears
Who will win the 2008 US presidential election? Barack Obama
What time is it? Yes
There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you? The ones that observe
Who is the best sportsperson in the world? Roger Federer

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Novak, Anastasia

About Anastasia Novak

Anastasia Novak is a 37 years old not-at-all hairy macaque, who has 3 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 6 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Novak's favorite drink is daiquri, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the evening.

Novak wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play glockenspiel. Novak habitually throws feces 14 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 0 (on a scale). Novak types at 20 words per minute, and their favorite key is Y.

Anastasia is born Lunarian, and now lives in Svalbard with their partner of 4 years, Curious Novak, and the only slightly criminal couple's 6 children. Novak can accelerate from zero to 100 in 10 seconds, and knows 38 digits of pi by heart.

Novak's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INTP, which most clearly manifests in Anastasia having blood type O-, and being a leo and cat person. Novak prefers the left side of the bed. Novak's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is The Original Doll. Novak suffers from a mild cyberphobia.