This is Benjamin Davidov's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Am I gay?||No, you're bi|
|Hitler; hero or zero?||Zero|
|Who will win the 2000 US presidential election?||George W. Bush|
|Evolution or intelligent design?||Intelligent design|
|Who will win the 2016 US presidential election?||Hillary Clinton|
What color is a zebra?
White with black stripes
Benjamin Davidov is a 51 years old fairly hairy chimpanzee, who has 8 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 2 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Davidov's favorite drink is Arn bitter, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the afternoon.
Davidov wears size grande hats and likes to play Jew harp. Davidov habitually throws feces 8 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 2 (on a scale). Davidov types at 300 words per minute, and their favorite key is Q.
Benjamin is born Icelandic, and now lives in Micronesia with their partner of 3 years, Clyde Davidov, and the only slightly criminal couple's 2 children. Davidov can accelerate from zero to 100 in 9 seconds, and knows 53 digits of pi by heart.
Davidov's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISFP, which most clearly manifests in Benjamin having blood type AB-, and being a capricorn and dog person. Davidov prefers the left side of the bed. Davidov's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is In The Zone. Davidov suffers from a crippling chlorophobia.