This is Sara Brouwer's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Is a hotdog a sandwich?||Yes|
|What is the question?||or not to be|
|Who will win the 2004 US presidential election?||George W. Bush|
|What time is it?||Yes|
What color is the dress?
Black and blue
Sara Brouwer is a 23 years old not-at-all hairy macaque, who has 0 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 0 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Brouwer's favorite drink is Manhattan, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the afternoon.
Brouwer wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play the violin. Brouwer habitually throws feces 0 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 0 (on a scale). Brouwer types at 250 words per minute, and their favorite key is G.
Sara is born Sumerian, and now lives in Burma (Myanmar) with their partner of 2 years, Emma Brouwer, and the only slightly criminal couple's 4 children. Brouwer can accelerate from zero to 100 in 21 seconds, and knows 61 digits of pi by heart.
Brouwer's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESFP, which most clearly manifests in Sara having blood type O+, and being a virgo and cat person. Brouwer prefers the underside of the bed. Brouwer's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is The Essential Britney Spears. Brouwer suffers from a mild ergophobia.