This is Louise Murphy's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Is this a bad idea?||Yes|
|What time is it?||Yes|
|Abortion; yes or no?||Yes, pro choice|
|What color is the dress?||White and gold|
|Who will win the 2008 US presidential election?||Barack Obama|
Who is the greatest singer ever?
Louise Murphy is a 23 years old fairly hairy rhesus macaque, who has 8 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 7 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Murphy's favorite drink is black Russian, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the morning.
Murphy wears size grande hats and likes to play flute. Murphy habitually throws feces 9 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 4 (on a scale). Murphy types at 180 words per minute, and their favorite key is V.
Louise is born Vegatarian, and now lives in Zaire with their partner of one year, Bubbles Murphy, and the constantly fighting couple's 6 children. Murphy can accelerate from zero to 100 in 8 seconds, and knows 45 digits of pi by heart.
Murphy's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INTP, which most clearly manifests in Louise having blood type AB+, and being a leo and cat person. Murphy prefers the outside of the bed. Murphy's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Glory. Murphy suffers from a mild hedonophobia.