This is Barak Mäkelä's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|How was a first cosmonaut in space||Gagarin|
|What color is a zebra?||Black with white stripes|
|Who will win the 2016 US presidential election?||Hillary Clinton|
|Am I gay?||No, you're bi|
|What is the question?||To be|
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Barak Mäkelä is a 51 years old very hairy chimpanzee, who has 12 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 4 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Mäkelä's favorite drink is mezcal, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the night.
Mäkelä wears size medio hats and likes to play banjo. Mäkelä habitually throws feces 3 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 6 (on a scale). Mäkelä types at 70 words per minute, and their favorite key is ^.
Barak is born Bahraini, and now lives in Isle of Man with their partner of 0 years, Bubbles Mäkelä, and the happy couple's 0 children. Mäkelä can accelerate from zero to 100 in 6 seconds, and knows 44 digits of pi by heart.
Mäkelä's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENFJ, which most clearly manifests in Barak having blood type B-, and being a leo and cat person. Mäkelä prefers the outside of the bed. Mäkelä's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is The Singles Collection. Mäkelä suffers from a crippling agoraphobia.