This is Barak Karlsson's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Who will win the 2008 US presidential election?||Barack Obama|
|Evolution or intelligent design?||Intelligent design|
|Is global warming real?||Yes|
|Is magic real?||We can't be sure it is not|
Evolution or intelligent design?
Barak Karlsson is a 21 years old very hairy matled howler, who has 6 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent one year as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Karlsson's favorite drink is jägerbombs, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the night.
Karlsson wears size grande hats and likes to play flute. Karlsson habitually throws feces 10 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 10 (on a scale). Karlsson types at 330 words per minute, and their favorite key is C.
Barak is born American, and now lives in Jarvis Island with their partner of 4 years, Joseph Karlsson, and the only slightly criminal couple's 6 children. Karlsson can accelerate from zero to 100 in 11 seconds, and knows 56 digits of pi by heart.
Karlsson's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INFP, which most clearly manifests in Barak having blood type AB-, and being a leo and cat person. Karlsson prefers the left side of the bed. Karlsson's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Me Against the Music. Karlsson suffers from a mild cyberphobia.