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Question Answer
jesus is a male or female ? female
Who will win the 2008 US presidential election? Barack Obama
Who will win the 2016 US presidential election? Hillary Clinton
Cats or dogs? Cats
Am I gay? Yes, you're gay

Hot topic opinion

Who will win the 2008 US presidential election?

Barack Obama

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About Donald Mäkelä

Donald Mäkelä is a 58 years old fairly hairy rhesus macaque, who has 15 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 3 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Mäkelä's favorite drink is cosmopolitan, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the afternoon.

Mäkelä wears size medio hats and likes to play banjo. Mäkelä habitually throws feces 11 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 12 (on a scale). Mäkelä types at 50 words per minute, and their favorite key is C.

Donald is born Muscovite, and now lives in Paraguay with their partner of one year, Lukas Mäkelä, and the happy couple's 2 children. Mäkelä can accelerate from zero to 100 in 11 seconds, and knows 22 digits of pi by heart.

Mäkelä's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENTP, which most clearly manifests in Donald having blood type AB+, and being a virgo and cat person. Mäkelä prefers the right side of the bed. Mäkelä's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Britney Jean. Mäkelä suffers from a mild ergophobia.