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This is Pavlov Kowalski's thoughts about some current hot topics:

Question Answer
do you like bolsonaro? No
Abortion; yes or no? No, pro life
There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you? The ones that entertain
Who is the greatest singer ever? Britney Spears
Who will win the 2000 US presidential election? George W. Bush

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Hitler; hero or zero?


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About Pavlov Kowalski

Pavlov Kowalski is a 38 years old fairly hairy tamarin, who has 15 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 2 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Kowalski's favorite drink is beer, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the evening.

Kowalski wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play accordion. Kowalski habitually throws feces 10 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 4 (on a scale). Kowalski types at 250 words per minute, and their favorite key is %.

Pavlov is born Italian, and now lives in Namibia with their partner of 6 years, Sofia Kowalski, and the happy couple's 2 children. Kowalski can accelerate from zero to 100 in 14 seconds, and knows 32 digits of pi by heart.

Kowalski's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INTP, which most clearly manifests in Pavlov having blood type B-, and being a taurus and dog person. Kowalski prefers the outside of the bed. Kowalski's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is In The Zone. Kowalski suffers from a mild phobophobia.