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This is Emil François's thoughts about some current hot topics:

Question Answer
Is magic real? We can't be sure it is not
Can I get a witness? Yes you do
Is it time for a LFP? No
Will I die soon? Yes
monkey? stupid

Hot topic opinion

Who will win the 2008 US presidential election?

John McCain

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About Emil François

Emil François is a 47 years old very hairy chimpanzee, who has 8 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 7 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. François's favorite drink is mimosa, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the afternoon.

François wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play harp. François habitually throws feces 3 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 11 (on a scale). François types at 160 words per minute, and their favorite key is 1.

Emil is born Bruneian, and now lives in Zaire with their partner of 5 years, Joseph François, and the only slightly criminal couple's 6 children. François can accelerate from zero to 100 in 6 seconds, and knows 20 digits of pi by heart.

François's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INFP, which most clearly manifests in Emil having blood type O-, and being a capricorn and dog person. François prefers the right side of the bed. François's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is Glory. François suffers from a crippling ergophobia.