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This is Gabrielle Trump's thoughts about some current hot topics:

Question Answer
Am I gay? Yes, you're gay
Who will win the 2016 US presidential election? Hillary Clinton
What color is a zebra? White with black stripes
Is it time for a LFP? Yes
What time is it? Yes

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About Gabrielle Trump

Gabrielle Trump is a 29 years old not-at-all hairy marmoset, who has 2 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 6 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Trump's favorite drink is piña colada, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the afternoon.

Trump wears size medio hats and likes to play Jew harp. Trump habitually throws feces 3 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 3 (on a scale). Trump types at 290 words per minute, and their favorite key is 5.

Gabrielle is born Polish, and now lives in Norway with their partner of 4 years, Sara Trump, and the constantly fighting couple's 6 children. Trump can accelerate from zero to 100 in 14 seconds, and knows 42 digits of pi by heart.

Trump's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENTP, which most clearly manifests in Gabrielle having blood type AB-, and being a virgo and dog person. Trump prefers the right side of the bed. Trump's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Blackot. Trump suffers from a crippling hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia.