This is Angela Trump's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Is global warming real?||Yes|
|There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you?||The ones that entertain|
|Who will win the 2004 US presidential election?||George W. Bush|
|Is a hotdog a sandwich?||Yes|
|Cats or dogs?||Cats|
Can I get a witness?
Yes you do
Angela Trump is a 25 years old fairly hairy matled howler, who has 8 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent one year as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Trump's favorite drink is pernod ricard, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the afternoon.
Trump wears size grande hats and likes to play piano. Trump habitually throws feces 0 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 7 (on a scale). Trump types at 200 words per minute, and their favorite key is !.
Angela is born Martian, and now lives in Swaziland with their partner of 0 years, Sofia Trump, and the only slightly criminal couple's 6 children. Trump can accelerate from zero to 100 in 13 seconds, and knows 35 digits of pi by heart.
Trump's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INTJ, which most clearly manifests in Angela having blood type B+, and being a scorpio and cat person. Trump prefers the underside of the bed. Trump's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is The Original Doll. Trump suffers from a mild hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia.