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Question Answer
Who will win the 2012 US presidential election? Barack Obama
How was a first cosmonaut in space Gagarin
Is it time for a LFP? Yes
Who will win the 2008 US presidential election? John McCain
Am I gay? No, you're bi

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Kong, Olivia

About Olivia Kong

Olivia Kong is a 19 years old very hairy spider monkey, who has 2 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 6 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Kong's favorite drink is jägerbombs, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the morning.

Kong wears size grande hats and likes to play bagpipe. Kong habitually throws feces 9 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 15 (on a scale). Kong types at 190 words per minute, and their favorite key is 8.

Olivia is born Saturnian, and now lives in Cook Islands with their partner of 0 years, Nekane Kong, and the happy couple's 4 children. Kong can accelerate from zero to 100 in 8 seconds, and knows 19 digits of pi by heart.

Kong's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INFP, which most clearly manifests in Olivia having blood type O-, and being a leo and cat person. Kong prefers the left side of the bed. Kong's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is Blackot. Kong suffers from a crippling acrophobia.