This is Nekane MacDonald's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|What color is the dress?||White and gold|
|Who is the best sportsperson in the world?||Roger Federer|
|What color is a zebra?||White with black stripes|
|What is the question?||or not to be|
|Who will win the 2012 US presidential election?||Mitt Romney|
Who will win the 2016 US presidential election?
Nekane MacDonald is a 17 years old fairly hairy mandrill, who has 0 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 3 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. MacDonald's favorite drink is jägerbombs, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the afternoon.
MacDonald wears size x-grande hats and likes to play harp. MacDonald habitually throws feces 9 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 6 (on a scale). MacDonald types at 250 words per minute, and their favorite key is 2.
Nekane is born Japanese, and now lives in Marshall Islands with their partner of 0 years, Charlie MacDonald, and the only slightly criminal couple's 6 children. MacDonald can accelerate from zero to 100 in 14 seconds, and knows 10 digits of pi by heart.
MacDonald's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISFJ, which most clearly manifests in Nekane having blood type A+, and being a gemini and cat person. MacDonald prefers the left side of the bed. MacDonald's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Oops! ...I Did It Again. MacDonald suffers from a mild cyberphobia.