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Hot Topics

This is Koko Smith's thoughts about some current hot topics:

Question Answer
Is global warming real? No
Evolution or intelligent design? Evolution
Am I gay? Yes, you're gay
Who will win the 2008 US presidential election? John McCain
Who will win the 2000 US presidential election? George W. Bush

Hot topic opinion

jesus is a male or female ?

female

Smith, Koko

About Koko Smith

Koko Smith is a 33 years old not-at-all hairy gorilla, who has 12 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 4 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Smith's favorite drink is jägerbombs, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the afternoon.

Smith wears size medio hats and likes to play viola. Smith habitually throws feces 8 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 2 (on a scale). Smith types at 240 words per minute, and their favorite key is M.

Koko is born Swedish, and now lives in Aruba with their partner of 7 years, Emma Smith, and the happy couple's 6 children. Smith can accelerate from zero to 100 in 9 seconds, and knows 52 digits of pi by heart.

Smith's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISTJ, which most clearly manifests in Koko having blood type AB+, and being a leo and dog person. Smith prefers the right side of the bed. Smith's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is B in the Mix: The Remixes. Smith suffers from a mild acrophobia.