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Question Answer
Abortion; yes or no? No, pro life
Am I gay? Yes, you're gay
There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you? The ones that observe
Who will win the 2008 US presidential election? John McCain
jesus is a male or female ? male

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About Noah Dupont

Noah Dupont is a 35 years old very hairy atomic baboon, who has 6 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 3 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Dupont's favorite drink is whiskey sour, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the morning.

Dupont wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play flute. Dupont habitually throws feces one (metric) meter and has an Excel proficiency of 6 (on a scale). Dupont types at 170 words per minute, and their favorite key is the right shift key.

Noah is born Ethiopian, and now lives in Tromelin Island with their partner of 0 years, Gabrielle Dupont, and the only slightly criminal couple's 2 children. Dupont can accelerate from zero to 100 in 18 seconds, and knows 30 digits of pi by heart.

Dupont's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISFP, which most clearly manifests in Noah having blood type O-, and being a virgo and cat person. Dupont prefers the left side of the bed. Dupont's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is ...Baby One More Time. Dupont suffers from a mild acrophobia.