This is Bingo Smith's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|What color is the dress?||Black and blue|
|Is magic real?||We can't be sure it is not|
|Cats or dogs?||Dogs|
|Hitler; hero or zero?||Hero|
|What time is it?||no|
Who will win the 2004 US presidential election?
George W. Bush
Bingo Smith is a 50 years old quite hairy baboon, who has 13 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 0 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Smith's favorite drink is port, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the night.
Smith wears size grande hats and likes to play kazoo. Smith habitually throws feces 0 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 14 (on a scale). Smith types at 90 words per minute, and their favorite key is [.
Bingo is born Bulgarian, and now lives in St. Kitts & Nevis with their partner of 5 years, Terk Smith, and the unhappy couple's 2 children. Smith can accelerate from zero to 100 in 14 seconds, and knows 53 digits of pi by heart.
Smith's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESFJ, which most clearly manifests in Bingo having blood type O+, and being a taurus and dog person. Smith prefers the right side of the bed. Smith's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Circus. Smith suffers from a crippling cyberphobia.