This is Gabrielle Smirnov's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Who is the best sportsperson in the world?||Lionel Messi|
|What is the question?||To be|
|Is it time for a LFP?||No|
|Have smartphones destroyed an entire generation?||Yes|
Is global warming real?
Gabrielle Smirnov is a 27 years old very hairy tamarin, who has 10 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent one year as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Smirnov's favorite drink is madaira, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the evening.
Smirnov wears size medio hats and likes to play kazoo. Smirnov habitually throws feces 9 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 12 (on a scale). Smirnov types at 320 words per minute, and their favorite key is '.
Gabrielle is born Andorran, and now lives in Bouvet Island with their partner of 4 years, Sara Smirnov, and the constantly fighting couple's 0 children. Smirnov can accelerate from zero to 100 in 18 seconds, and knows 32 digits of pi by heart.
Smirnov's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISTJ, which most clearly manifests in Gabrielle having blood type O+, and being a scorpio and cat person. Smirnov prefers the left side of the bed. Smirnov's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is Britney & Kevin: Chaotic. Smirnov suffers from a mild ergophobia.