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Question Answer
Can I get a witness? What's the need for that?
What time is it? no
Who will win the 2008 US presidential election? Barack Obama
what if if frame it differently? Ok, i fold
Who will win the 2004 US presidential election? George W. Bush

Hot topic opinion

Who is the best sportsperson in the world?

Roger Federer

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About Sofia Kowalski

Sofia Kowalski is a 52 years old very hairy chimpanzee, who has 11 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 4 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Kowalski's favorite drink is white Russian, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the night.

Kowalski wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play trombone. Kowalski habitually throws feces 8 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 6 (on a scale). Kowalski types at 320 words per minute, and their favorite key is V.

Sofia is born Western Samoan, and now lives in Honduras with their partner of one year, Anna Kowalski, and the constantly fighting couple's 6 children. Kowalski can accelerate from zero to 100 in 9 seconds, and knows 20 digits of pi by heart.

Kowalski's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISTJ, which most clearly manifests in Sofia having blood type O+, and being a leo and dog person. Kowalski prefers the underside of the bed. Kowalski's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is The Original Doll. Kowalski suffers from a mild ergophobia.