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This is Santiago Westergaard's thoughts about some current hot topics:

Question Answer
Am I gay? Yes, you're gay
What time is it? no
Can I get a witness? What's the need for that?
Who will win the 2000 US presidential election? Al Gore
Astrology or astronomy? Astrology

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Evolution or intelligent design?

Intelligent design

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About Santiago Westergaard

Santiago Westergaard is a 35 years old quite hairy rhesus macaque, who has 6 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 4 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Westergaard's favorite drink is mead, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the night.

Westergaard wears size grande hats and likes to play kazoo. Westergaard habitually throws feces 2 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 5 (on a scale). Westergaard types at 200 words per minute, and their favorite key is '.

Santiago is born Irish, and now lives in Turkey with their partner of one year, Lily Westergaard, and the happy couple's 0 children. Westergaard can accelerate from zero to 100 in 10 seconds, and knows 13 digits of pi by heart.

Westergaard's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INFJ, which most clearly manifests in Santiago having blood type O-, and being a capricorn and cat person. Westergaard prefers the right side of the bed. Westergaard's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is B in the Mix: The Remixes. Westergaard suffers from a crippling hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia.