This is Rafiki Milosevic's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|What color is a zebra?||White with black stripes|
|Is a hotdog a sandwich?||No|
|What is the question?||or not to be|
|Is global warming real?||Yes|
|Hitler; hero or zero?||Hero|
Rafiki Milosevic is a 46 years old quite hairy mandrill, who has one year experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 0 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Milosevic's favorite drink is tequila, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the evening.
Milosevic wears size grande hats and likes to play drums. Milosevic habitually throws feces 2 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 11 (on a scale). Milosevic types at 190 words per minute, and their favorite key is 9.
Rafiki is born Greek, and now lives in Chile with their partner of 4 years, Saddam Milosevic, and the unhappy couple's 2 children. Milosevic can accelerate from zero to 100 in 10 seconds, and knows 6 digits of pi by heart.
Milosevic's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESFP, which most clearly manifests in Rafiki having blood type A+, and being a virgo and cat person. Milosevic prefers the right side of the bed. Milosevic's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is The Essential Britney Spears. Milosevic suffers from a crippling agoraphobia.