George, Katy

Katy George is a 32 years old not-at-all hairy matled howler, who has 3 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent one year as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. George's favorite drink is drain cleaner, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the evening.

George wears size medio hats and likes to play the violin. George habitually throws feces 3 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 0 (on a scale). George types at 20 words per minute, and their favorite key is 3.

Katy is born Norwegian, and now lives in Pakistan with their partner of one year, Katy George, and the unhappy couple's 0 children. George can accelerate from zero to 100 in 19 seconds, and knows 10 digits of pi by heart.

George's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESTJ, which most clearly manifests in Katy having blood type O-, and being a taurus and cat person. George prefers the left side of the bed. George's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is Blackot. George suffers from a crippling chlorophobia.