This is Anna Zhirinovsky's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Have smartphones destroyed an entire generation?||No|
|Is global warming real?||Yes|
|Who will win the 2008 US presidential election?||Barack Obama|
|Who will win the 2012 US presidential election?||Mitt Romney|
Who will win the 2000 US presidential election?
Anna Zhirinovsky is a 37 years old fairly hairy spider monkey, who has 0 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent one year as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Zhirinovsky's favorite drink is Manhattan, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the morning.
Zhirinovsky wears size medio hats and likes to play piano. Zhirinovsky habitually throws feces 11 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 10 (on a scale). Zhirinovsky types at 110 words per minute, and their favorite key is the right shift key.
Anna is born Canadian, and now lives in Cook Islands with their partner of 5 years, Joseph Zhirinovsky, and the happy couple's 6 children. Zhirinovsky can accelerate from zero to 100 in 10 seconds, and knows 57 digits of pi by heart.
Zhirinovsky's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INFJ, which most clearly manifests in Anna having blood type B+, and being a capricorn and dog person. Zhirinovsky prefers the underside of the bed. Zhirinovsky's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is B in the Mix: The Remixes. Zhirinovsky suffers from a crippling chlorophobia.