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What color is the dress? Black and blue
What color is a zebra? Black with white stripes
There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you? The ones that entertain
jesus is a male or female ? male
Who will win the 2016 US presidential election? Hillary Clinton

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About Madison Rasmussen

Madison Rasmussen is a 44 years old fairly hairy black howler, who has 11 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 5 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Rasmussen's favorite drink is black Russian, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the night.

Rasmussen wears size grande hats and likes to play the violin. Rasmussen habitually throws feces 10 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 8 (on a scale). Rasmussen types at 210 words per minute, and their favorite key is T.

Madison is born Russian, and now lives in Denmark with their partner of 2 years, Bubbles Rasmussen, and the constantly fighting couple's 0 children. Rasmussen can accelerate from zero to 100 in 6 seconds, and knows 6 digits of pi by heart.

Rasmussen's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISTJ, which most clearly manifests in Madison having blood type O+, and being a scorpio and dog person. Rasmussen prefers the outside of the bed. Rasmussen's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is The Original Doll. Rasmussen suffers from a mild ergophobia.