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This is Britney Kowalski's thoughts about some current hot topics:

Question Answer
Hitler; hero or zero? Hero
Is magic real? We can't be sure it is not
Who will win the 2004 US presidential election? George W. Bush
Who will win the 2008 US presidential election? Barack Obama
jesus is a male or female ? female

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Is this a bad idea?

Very yes

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About Britney Kowalski

Britney Kowalski is a 51 years old fairly hairy Canadian macaque, who has 6 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 4 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Kowalski's favorite drink is mint Julep, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the evening.

Kowalski wears size x-grande hats and likes to play piano. Kowalski habitually throws feces 2 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 6 (on a scale). Kowalski types at 20 words per minute, and their favorite key is 7.

Britney is born Ceylonese, and now lives in Jersey with their partner of 5 years, Rafiki Kowalski, and the only slightly criminal couple's 0 children. Kowalski can accelerate from zero to 100 in 18 seconds, and knows 12 digits of pi by heart.

Kowalski's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISFJ, which most clearly manifests in Britney having blood type AB-, and being a scorpio and dog person. Kowalski prefers the outside of the bed. Kowalski's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Me Against the Music. Kowalski suffers from a crippling hedonophobia.