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Question Answer
What time is it? no
jesus is a male or female ? female
Who will win the 2004 US presidential election? George W. Bush
There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you? The ones that observe
Hitler; hero or zero? Zero

Hot topic opinion

Who will win the 2008 US presidential election?

Barack Obama

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About Louise Ferrari

Louise Ferrari is a 55 years old very hairy macaque, who has 10 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 4 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Ferrari's favorite drink is black Russian, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the night.

Ferrari wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play vuvuzela. Ferrari habitually throws feces 11 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 5 (on a scale). Ferrari types at 170 words per minute, and their favorite key is the left shift key.

Louise is born Narnian, and now lives in Israel with their partner of 6 years, Nikola Ferrari, and the unhappy couple's 4 children. Ferrari can accelerate from zero to 100 in 17 seconds, and knows 39 digits of pi by heart.

Ferrari's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INFJ, which most clearly manifests in Louise having blood type AB-, and being a leo and cat person. Ferrari prefers the outside of the bed. Ferrari's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is The Essential Britney Spears. Ferrari suffers from a mild hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia.