This is Louise Brouwer's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|What color is the dress?||White and gold|
|Have smartphones destroyed an entire generation?||No|
|There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you?||The ones that entertain|
|What time is it?||Yes|
|What color is a zebra?||White with black stripes|
Hitler; hero or zero?
Louise Brouwer is a 21 years old not-at-all hairy black howler, who has 0 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 7 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Brouwer's favorite drink is curaçao, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the morning.
Brouwer wears size grande hats and likes to play kazoo. Brouwer habitually throws feces 10 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 1 (on a scale). Brouwer types at 330 words per minute, and their favorite key is %.
Louise is born Barbadian, and now lives in Juan de Nova Island with their partner of 5 years, Hillary Brouwer, and the happy couple's 6 children. Brouwer can accelerate from zero to 100 in 21 seconds, and knows 58 digits of pi by heart.
Brouwer's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESTP, which most clearly manifests in Louise having blood type A+, and being a leo and cat person. Brouwer prefers the underside of the bed. Brouwer's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is Greatest Hits: My Prerogative. Brouwer suffers from a crippling hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia.