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Astrology or astronomy? Astrology
Cats or dogs? Cats
Can I get a witness? What's the need for that?
How was a first cosmonaut in space Armstrong
What color is a zebra? Black with white stripes

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About Hillary Smirnov

Hillary Smirnov is a 32 years old quite hairy gorilla, who has 5 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 5 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Smirnov's favorite drink is whiskey sour, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the evening.

Smirnov wears size medio hats and likes to play piano. Smirnov habitually throws feces 5 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 6 (on a scale). Smirnov types at 150 words per minute, and their favorite key is G.

Hillary is born Afghan, and now lives in Tanzania with their partner of 0 years, Katy Smirnov, and the only slightly criminal couple's 4 children. Smirnov can accelerate from zero to 100 in 21 seconds, and knows 48 digits of pi by heart.

Smirnov's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INTP, which most clearly manifests in Hillary having blood type B-, and being a virgo and dog person. Smirnov prefers the underside of the bed. Smirnov's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Oops! ...I Did It Again. Smirnov suffers from a crippling acrophobia.