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This is Hillary Sarkozy's thoughts about some current hot topics:

Question Answer
monkey? not
Cats or dogs? Dogs
Who will win the 2008 US presidential election? Barack Obama
Am I gay? Yes, you're gay
Who is the best sportsperson in the world? Roger Federer

Hot topic opinion

Who is the best sportsperson in the world?

Roger Federer

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About Hillary Sarkozy

Hillary Sarkozy is a 39 years old very hairy Canadian macaque, who has 4 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 4 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Sarkozy's favorite drink is Arn bitter, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the morning.

Sarkozy wears size medio hats and likes to play drums. Sarkozy habitually throws feces 5 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 1 (on a scale). Sarkozy types at 160 words per minute, and their favorite key is M.

Hillary is born Bulgarian, and now lives in Bosnia & Herzegovina with their partner of 3 years, Lily Sarkozy, and the happy couple's 2 children. Sarkozy can accelerate from zero to 100 in 11 seconds, and knows 26 digits of pi by heart.

Sarkozy's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISTJ, which most clearly manifests in Hillary having blood type A-, and being a gemini and cat person. Sarkozy prefers the underside of the bed. Sarkozy's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is The Singles Collection. Sarkozy suffers from a crippling agoraphobia.