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This is Bubbles Trump's thoughts about some current hot topics:

Question Answer
Is global warming real? Yes
Can I get a witness? Yes you do
Abortion; yes or no? Yes, pro choice
Who is the best sportsperson in the world? Lionel Messi
Who will win the 2012 US presidential election? Barack Obama

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There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you?

The ones that entertain

Trump, Bubbles

About Bubbles Trump

Bubbles Trump is a 36 years old fairly hairy baboon, who has 5 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 7 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Trump's favorite drink is schnapps, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the morning.

Trump wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play Jew harp. Trump habitually throws feces 4 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 1 (on a scale). Trump types at 140 words per minute, and their favorite key is #.

Bubbles is born Moldovan, and now lives in Dominican Republic with their partner of 7 years, Emma Trump, and the happy couple's 2 children. Trump can accelerate from zero to 100 in 6 seconds, and knows 21 digits of pi by heart.

Trump's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INFP, which most clearly manifests in Bubbles having blood type B-, and being a virgo and dog person. Trump prefers the left side of the bed. Trump's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Greatest Hits: My Prerogative. Trump suffers from a mild hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia.