This is Lukas De Jong's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|jesus is a male or female ?||male|
|What time is it?||no|
|There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you?||The ones that observe|
|Am I gay?||Yes, you're gay|
What time is it?
Lukas De Jong is a 46 years old very hairy rhesus macaque, who has 15 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 2 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. De Jong's favorite drink is white wine, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the night.
De Jong wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play vuvuzela. De Jong habitually throws feces 12 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 4 (on a scale). De Jong types at 20 words per minute, and their favorite key is caps lock.
Lukas is born Lebanese, and now lives in Swaziland with their partner of 7 years, Pierre De Jong, and the happy couple's 2 children. De Jong can accelerate from zero to 100 in 19 seconds, and knows 24 digits of pi by heart.
De Jong's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INTP, which most clearly manifests in Lukas having blood type O+, and being a gemini and cat person. De Jong prefers the left side of the bed. De Jong's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Glory. De Jong suffers from a crippling chlorophobia.