This is Hillary De Boer's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Who is the best sportsperson in the world?||Roger Federer|
|Abortion; yes or no?||No, pro life|
|Hitler; hero or zero?||Hero|
|Is magic real?||We can't be sure it is not|
|Can I get a witness?||What's the need for that?|
Who will win the 2016 US presidential election?
Hillary De Boer is a 29 years old fairly hairy rhesus macaque, who has 14 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent one year as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. De Boer's favorite drink is margarita, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the afternoon.
De Boer wears size medio hats and likes to play trombone. De Boer habitually throws feces 4 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 0 (on a scale). De Boer types at 80 words per minute, and their favorite key is L.
Hillary is born Zaïrean, and now lives in Zaire with their partner of 0 years, Nikola De Boer, and the happy couple's 4 children. De Boer can accelerate from zero to 100 in 19 seconds, and knows 24 digits of pi by heart.
De Boer's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISFJ, which most clearly manifests in Hillary having blood type A+, and being a virgo and cat person. De Boer prefers the outside of the bed. De Boer's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is The Singles Collection. De Boer suffers from a mild acrophobia.