This is Dirty Sepp's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Is global warming real?||Yes|
|Who will win the 2016 US presidential election?||Donald Trump|
|How was a first cosmonaut in space||Armstrong|
|Is magic real?||Keep dreaming|
Who will win the 2016 US presidential election?
Dirty Sepp is a 36 years old very hairy macaque, who has 9 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 7 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Sepp's favorite drink is ouzo, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the afternoon.
Sepp wears size x-grande hats and likes to play accordion. Sepp habitually throws feces 5 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 9 (on a scale). Sepp types at 330 words per minute, and their favorite key is Q.
Dirty is born Australian, and now lives in Congo with their partner of 3 years, Bubbles Sepp, and the happy couple's 0 children. Sepp can accelerate from zero to 100 in 8 seconds, and knows 6 digits of pi by heart.
Sepp's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENTJ, which most clearly manifests in Dirty having blood type A+, and being a cancer and dog person. Sepp prefers the underside of the bed. Sepp's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is The Essential Britney Spears. Sepp suffers from a mild ergophobia.