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Hot Topics

This is Dirty Sepp's thoughts about some current hot topics:

Question Answer
Is a hotdog a sandwich? No
Who is the best sportsperson in the world? Lionel Messi
What is the question? To be
What color is the dress? Black and blue
Cats or dogs? Dogs

Hot topic opinion

Hitler; hero or zero?

Hero

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About Dirty Sepp

Dirty Sepp is a 36 years old very hairy macaque, who has 9 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 7 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Sepp's favorite drink is ouzo, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the afternoon.

Sepp wears size x-grande hats and likes to play accordion. Sepp habitually throws feces 5 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 9 (on a scale). Sepp types at 330 words per minute, and their favorite key is Q.

Dirty is born Australian, and now lives in Congo with their partner of 3 years, Bubbles Sepp, and the happy couple's 0 children. Sepp can accelerate from zero to 100 in 8 seconds, and knows 6 digits of pi by heart.

Sepp's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENTJ, which most clearly manifests in Dirty having blood type A+, and being a cancer and dog person. Sepp prefers the underside of the bed. Sepp's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is The Essential Britney Spears. Sepp suffers from a mild ergophobia.