This is Pavlov Rossi's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Evolution or intelligent design?||Evolution|
|Who will win the 2004 US presidential election?||George W. Bush|
|Who is the best sportsperson in the world?||Lionel Messi|
|What time is it?||no|
|Astrology or astronomy?||Astrology|
Am I gay?
Yes, you're gay
Pavlov Rossi is a 32 years old very hairy macaque, who has 13 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 0 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Rossi's favorite drink is mojito, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the night.
Rossi wears size x-grande hats and likes to play Jew harp. Rossi habitually throws feces 5 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 12 (on a scale). Rossi types at 180 words per minute, and their favorite key is the left shift key.
Pavlov is born Stockholmer, and now lives in French Guiana with their partner of 0 years, Jayden Rossi, and the happy couple's 0 children. Rossi can accelerate from zero to 100 in 6 seconds, and knows 53 digits of pi by heart.
Rossi's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENFJ, which most clearly manifests in Pavlov having blood type B-, and being a leo and dog person. Rossi prefers the left side of the bed. Rossi's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is Britney Jean. Rossi suffers from a mild phobophobia.