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Question Answer
Evolution or intelligent design? Evolution
Who will win the 2004 US presidential election? George W. Bush
Who is the best sportsperson in the world? Lionel Messi
What time is it? no
Astrology or astronomy? Astrology

Hot topic opinion

Am I gay?

Yes, you're gay

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About Pavlov Rossi

Pavlov Rossi is a 32 years old very hairy macaque, who has 13 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 0 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Rossi's favorite drink is mojito, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the night.

Rossi wears size x-grande hats and likes to play Jew harp. Rossi habitually throws feces 5 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 12 (on a scale). Rossi types at 180 words per minute, and their favorite key is the left shift key.

Pavlov is born Stockholmer, and now lives in French Guiana with their partner of 0 years, Jayden Rossi, and the happy couple's 0 children. Rossi can accelerate from zero to 100 in 6 seconds, and knows 53 digits of pi by heart.

Rossi's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENFJ, which most clearly manifests in Pavlov having blood type B-, and being a leo and dog person. Rossi prefers the left side of the bed. Rossi's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is Britney Jean. Rossi suffers from a mild phobophobia.