This is Michael De Jong's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|jesus is a male or female ?||male|
|Astrology or astronomy?||Astronomy|
|Who will win the 2008 US presidential election?||John McCain|
|Abortion; yes or no?||No, pro life|
|Who will win the 2000 US presidential election?||Al Gore|
Who will win the 2016 US presidential election?
Michael De Jong is a 25 years old very hairy baboon, who has 6 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 0 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. De Jong's favorite drink is Bailey's Irish cream, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the night.
De Jong wears size grande hats and likes to play harp. De Jong habitually throws feces 15 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 4 (on a scale). De Jong types at 80 words per minute, and their favorite key is A.
Michael is born Nigerian, and now lives in Myanmar with their partner of 0 years, Noam De Jong, and the happy couple's 2 children. De Jong can accelerate from zero to 100 in 17 seconds, and knows 44 digits of pi by heart.
De Jong's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESTJ, which most clearly manifests in Michael having blood type B+, and being a gemini and cat person. De Jong prefers the underside of the bed. De Jong's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Femme Fatale. De Jong suffers from a mild hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia.