This is Caesar Dubois's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Who is the best sportsperson in the world?||Lionel Messi|
|Is it time for a LFP?||No|
|Who will win the 2000 US presidential election?||George W. Bush|
|Who will win the 2008 US presidential election?||Barack Obama|
Is it time for a LFP?
Caesar Dubois is a 26 years old not-at-all hairy squirrel monkey, who has 7 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 3 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Dubois's favorite drink is maotai, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the evening.
Dubois wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play viola. Dubois habitually throws feces 6 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 3 (on a scale). Dubois types at 280 words per minute, and their favorite key is 3.
Caesar is born Croatian, and now lives in Andorra with their partner of 3 years, Gordo Dubois, and the happy couple's 6 children. Dubois can accelerate from zero to 100 in 19 seconds, and knows 6 digits of pi by heart.
Dubois's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INFJ, which most clearly manifests in Caesar having blood type AB+, and being a cancer and dog person. Dubois prefers the underside of the bed. Dubois's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is Britney. Dubois suffers from a crippling chlorophobia.