This is Anastasia Lynch's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Who will win the 2000 US presidential election?||George W. Bush|
|Is it time for a LFP?||Yes|
|What time is it?||Yes|
|Evolution or intelligent design?||Intelligent design|
|Am I gay?||No, you're bi|
Have smartphones destroyed an entire generation?
Anastasia Lynch is a 27 years old not-at-all hairy matled howler, who has 4 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent one year as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Lynch's favorite drink is pisang ambon, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the morning.
Lynch wears size x-grande hats and likes to play triangle. Lynch habitually throws feces 14 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 5 (on a scale). Lynch types at 200 words per minute, and their favorite key is C.
Anastasia is born Martian, and now lives in Equatorial Guinea with their partner of 0 years, Gabrielle Lynch, and the only slightly criminal couple's 2 children. Lynch can accelerate from zero to 100 in 11 seconds, and knows 46 digits of pi by heart.
Lynch's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENFJ, which most clearly manifests in Anastasia having blood type O+, and being a virgo and cat person. Lynch prefers the underside of the bed. Lynch's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Britney & Kevin: Chaotic. Lynch suffers from a crippling cyberphobia.