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Question Answer
Who will win the 2008 US presidential election? John McCain
Cats or dogs? Dogs
What color is the dress? Black and blue
Who will win the 2004 US presidential election? George W. Bush
what if if frame it differently? Yes, MAGA4Life

Hot topic opinion

Who will win the 2008 US presidential election?

John McCain

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About Donkey Kowalski

Donkey Kowalski is a 34 years old very hairy marmoset, who has 15 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 5 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Kowalski's favorite drink is creme de menthe, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the morning.

Kowalski wears size medio hats and likes to play vuvuzela. Kowalski habitually throws feces 7 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 4 (on a scale). Kowalski types at 220 words per minute, and their favorite key is |.

Donkey is born Barcelonian, and now lives in Taiwan with their partner of 0 years, Jayden Kowalski, and the happy couple's 0 children. Kowalski can accelerate from zero to 100 in 21 seconds, and knows 25 digits of pi by heart.

Kowalski's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESTP, which most clearly manifests in Donkey having blood type AB+, and being a virgo and cat person. Kowalski prefers the right side of the bed. Kowalski's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is Britney Jean. Kowalski suffers from a mild acrophobia.