This is Albert Westergaard's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Is a hotdog a sandwich?||No|
|How was a first cosmonaut in space||Gagarin|
|Is magic real?||Keep dreaming|
|What color is the dress?||White and gold|
|Can I get a witness?||What's the need for that?|
How was a first cosmonaut in space
Albert Westergaard is a 30 years old fairly hairy capuchin, who has 3 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 6 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Westergaard's favorite drink is sherry, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the evening.
Westergaard wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play harp. Westergaard habitually throws feces 15 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 6 (on a scale). Westergaard types at 130 words per minute, and their favorite key is C.
Albert is born Lebanese, and now lives in Bulgaria with their partner of 3 years, Gordo Westergaard, and the constantly fighting couple's 4 children. Westergaard can accelerate from zero to 100 in 11 seconds, and knows 20 digits of pi by heart.
Westergaard's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENFJ, which most clearly manifests in Albert having blood type B-, and being a capricorn and cat person. Westergaard prefers the outside of the bed. Westergaard's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is The Essential Britney Spears. Westergaard suffers from a mild agoraphobia.