This is Curious Sarkozy's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Who will win the 2012 US presidential election?||Mitt Romney|
|Will I die soon?||Yes|
|There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you?||The ones that observe|
|Who will win the 2016 US presidential election?||Donald Trump|
|What color is a zebra?||Black with white stripes|
What color is a zebra?
Black with white stripes
Curious Sarkozy is a 29 years old quite hairy atomic baboon, who has 8 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 7 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Sarkozy's favorite drink is Arn bitter, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the morning.
Sarkozy wears size medio hats and likes to play trombone. Sarkozy habitually throws feces 13 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 0 (on a scale). Sarkozy types at 160 words per minute, and their favorite key is \.
Curious is born Indian, and now lives in Haiti with their partner of 6 years, Gabrielle Sarkozy, and the only slightly criminal couple's 0 children. Sarkozy can accelerate from zero to 100 in 20 seconds, and knows 24 digits of pi by heart.
Sarkozy's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESFP, which most clearly manifests in Curious having blood type B+, and being a gemini and cat person. Sarkozy prefers the right side of the bed. Sarkozy's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Me Against the Music. Sarkozy suffers from a crippling ergophobia.