This is Noel De Groot's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|How was a first cosmonaut in space||Gagarin|
|Is a hotdog a sandwich?||No|
|There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you?||The ones that observe|
|What color is a zebra?||White with black stripes|
|Evolution or intelligent design?||Intelligent design|
How was a first cosmonaut in space
Noel De Groot is a 46 years old fairly hairy mandrill, who has 5 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 6 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. De Groot's favorite drink is kirsch, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the night.
De Groot wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play kazoo. De Groot habitually throws feces 12 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 0 (on a scale). De Groot types at 270 words per minute, and their favorite key is `.
Noel is born Brazilian, and now lives in Jamaica with their partner of 4 years, Emma De Groot, and the only slightly criminal couple's 2 children. De Groot can accelerate from zero to 100 in 11 seconds, and knows 30 digits of pi by heart.
De Groot's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INFP, which most clearly manifests in Noel having blood type O-, and being a scorpio and cat person. De Groot prefers the outside of the bed. De Groot's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Femme Fatale. De Groot suffers from a crippling chlorophobia.