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Who will win the 2008 US presidential election? Barack Obama
Who will win the 2000 US presidential election? George W. Bush
Who will win the 2016 US presidential election? Hillary Clinton
Who is the greatest singer ever? Christina Aguilera
What color is a zebra? White with black stripes

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About Anastasia Sarkozy

Anastasia Sarkozy is a 24 years old quite hairy marmoset, who has 7 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent one year as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Sarkozy's favorite drink is margarita, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the morning.

Sarkozy wears size medio hats and likes to play accordion. Sarkozy habitually throws feces 5 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 15 (on a scale). Sarkozy types at 280 words per minute, and their favorite key is `.

Anastasia is born Andromededan, and now lives in Howland Island with their partner of 2 years, Gabrielle Sarkozy, and the unhappy couple's 6 children. Sarkozy can accelerate from zero to 100 in 18 seconds, and knows 36 digits of pi by heart.

Sarkozy's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISTP, which most clearly manifests in Anastasia having blood type AB+, and being a capricorn and cat person. Sarkozy prefers the right side of the bed. Sarkozy's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is The Essential Britney Spears. Sarkozy suffers from a crippling cyberphobia.