This is Vladimir Ivanovski's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Is magic real?||Keep dreaming|
|Abortion; yes or no?||Yes, pro choice|
|Evolution or intelligent design?||Evolution|
|Will I die soon?||Yes|
|Is global warming real?||Yes|
Vladimir Ivanovski is a 21 years old fairly hairy chimpanzee, who has 4 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 0 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Ivanovski's favorite drink is Long Island iced tea, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the afternoon.
Ivanovski wears size medio hats and likes to play Jew harp. Ivanovski habitually throws feces 14 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 1 (on a scale). Ivanovski types at 290 words per minute, and their favorite key is Y.
Vladimir is born Angolan, and now lives in Kenya with their partner of 3 years, Nikola Ivanovski, and the only slightly criminal couple's 0 children. Ivanovski can accelerate from zero to 100 in 17 seconds, and knows 47 digits of pi by heart.
Ivanovski's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESTJ, which most clearly manifests in Vladimir having blood type B-, and being a leo and dog person. Ivanovski prefers the right side of the bed. Ivanovski's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Oops! ...I Did It Again. Ivanovski suffers from a crippling cyberphobia.